A common stereotype against brown guys:

These are the hairy guys who smell and are too busy looking for women who can cook.

Let me clarify. I was at this bar once probing a girl who is totally not my type. It was her birthday, I’m just being nice. Somehow, the topic of cooking came up. Now, I get dangerously enthusiastic when it comes to sharing my passion for cooking and the experiences that go with it (my roommates know this). So I ask her if she’s into cooking at all.

What a bloody mistake.

She totally loses it. Must be the alcohol. I’ll fast forward to the meaty part of the conversation, “I don’t believe in any stereotypes, but brown guys only want a wife who can cook, clean, and take care of their children!”.

And she expected the four of us to agree with her. As if every male with brown skin is branded with genes that require us to hunt down a slave for life while we’re too busy being hairy and smelly. To top it off, she’s brown herself. What a presumptuous bitch.